Yo Stupid Motha
One day, I was going to the store to buy some almonds when I saw your mother in the milk isle.
I asked her why she was buying milk, and she responded with,
"Because my son is a big nerd."
Links to yo mama: https://www.google.com/search?q=woman+buying+milk+stock+photo
This year's featured image:
Yo mama's grocery store list:
- Wonder Bread
- More Milk